My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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