But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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