Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's shark week go big or go home
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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