She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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