pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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