So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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