so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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