but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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