After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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