The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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