He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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