Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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