did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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