Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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