Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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