fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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