who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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