So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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