Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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