Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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