his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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