i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
