My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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