Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
