I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
