You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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