Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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