ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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