I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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