Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
They took my balls.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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