So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I understand Curling. That high.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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