I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
