Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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