these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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