ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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