i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So vagazzling was a success
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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