So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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