Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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