The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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