He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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