I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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