haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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