Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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