I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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