roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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