Plan B is the new Plan A
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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