quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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