I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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