if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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