Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The adults are the big ones right?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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