Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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