areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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