Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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