This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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