Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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