Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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