normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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